In relation to hair

My cereal forms an archipelago,
But Dodos are extinct (to answer your question).
Summon the multi-horn unicorns.

Obadiah fell off his chair again today,
Natural baldness is a gift.
Mayonnaise is the spread of choice,
Except on Yom Kippur.

Tabasco as a method of hair removal.
Speaking of methods,
I am fixated on the nape of your neck.

Parted except on Tuesdays
The Mullet abides.